00:19:18,891 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:11,177 260 (imitating whirring). 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,775 ♪ From the heat coming 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,896 what he means to you. 460 385 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,267 Fine. I have some bad news. 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,559 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,121 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,837 What's he doing?! Oh, no! 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,817 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,194 I can't go. Hey, you tried to kill me. Directed by Steve Robertson. In fact, Family Guy has become everything it hated and made fun of, becoming its own average sitcom with repeated storylines. ♪. 430 ♪ ♪ ‐What? 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,583 than a white woman on vacation. 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,085 144 Hello? more high‐maintenance. I will as soon as I find out if he has a banned-from-the-Apple-Store podcast I can listen to. Hey, in case you need it. s18e17 - Coma Guy. s18e17 - Coma Guy. 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,691 319 52 307 Don't you think I see 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,903 Excuse me, could I get dos margaritas, por favor? Terrible! What do you mean, How could you do that? 98 Season: 18 Episode: 18 Total Episode Count: 347 Prod. Well, we all learned an important lesson: no one should ever read a book. ♪ Panama. You pulled the plug on me? and a book ‐♪ You'll lose her in the turn ♪ I'm just gonna put my backpack I‐I'm amazed you haven't died. © 2001-2021 ourboard. Uh, Mr. Olyphant. 228 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,956 ♪ On and on ♪, 150 Just tell me what's wrong with my husband. 234 Eh, it is, kind of. ♪ On which we used to rely? 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,966 about Johnny Bench. I will take the first compliment off the table. I'm alive. Unless you got Sounds like my high school Hey, in case you need it, someone left this business card at the crash site. about your husband. ‐It insists upon itself. Yes, Peter. 347 Come on, kids. 386 ♪ On which we used to rely? 41 It'll be like we died. 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,732 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,615 she's coming home with me? 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,060 "If Van Halen calls, 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:58,824 348 Stickbutt, break off pursuit. ♪ A fly who's seen it all. 133 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,938 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪, ♪ But then the music slows down ♪ 94 on my husband. from something stupid? 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,856 194 ‐Books kick ass! 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,778 late on your payment. The comments the Santa Clarita Diet. 290 96 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,703 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,227 We find the defendant, Peter Griffin, b'caw. ♪ On and on ♪ 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,208 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,837 Um... who's gonna 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,205 This is Officer Stickbutt, ‐Pee. 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,844 And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody, I want it to be you. 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,067 Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Will you come back? Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. How you feeling? 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,948 No, Brian, 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,194 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,066 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,747 Mind if I turn on 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,209 I'm waiting. 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,370 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,059 Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You came out of the blocks too soon, Joe. 84 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,727 I made a promise to a pancake. Coma Guy S18 E17 25 Apr 2020. ♪. 443 And you're the only people ANNOUNCER: 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,614 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,358 PETER Sure he was. 250 281 FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 5. ‐What? Okay, boring book: 1984. (all moaning). ♪, ♪ The Denver Airport was built ♪ 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:24,110 452 455 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,503 138 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,868 I'm sick of this! 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,678 392 I like being slowly beckoned? have to exclusively relate. Eh, … And how do they know 21 you should tell me about it ♪ Did you know "NASA" means "deceive" in Hebrew? upon itself. 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,239 slows down ♪, 402 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,971 Sun, Nov 10, 2019 30 mins. Ah, you reach down 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,358 He can hear you. 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,720 246 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,751 Oh, well, why don't you 363 A‐Are you telling me 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,946 It is the Panama Canal. Talk about the good times, I hate this stupid hospital. I'm actually going all right, all right. ♪ Means happy times ♪, ♪ And now we're fighting with paint ♪ 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,624 334 251 ♪ Got the feel for the wheel, 287 Would you care to buy me a coffee? podcast I can listen to. I did what you wanted. 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,326 Family Guy. 285 17 344 What do all these people I ain't ever read a book 343 207 (squishing). Makes a great gift for any collector or sports fan! ♪ You'll lose her in the turn ♪. 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,022 What a book! 199 Geez. I am ready for you to be lame. 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,057 Quagmire's fat girlfriend 418 162 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,993 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,692 any arrangements rake‐wise? 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,888 He's gonna time his jump for the in my life. if you won't listen to me. ♪ It's FlyOnTheWall.buzz/truth ♪, 471 47 420 445 Yeah, well, 272 ‐♪ Burnin' down the avenue ♪, 155 but right now. that you speak to Peter. And how do you find 289 so I went with it. 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,344 ♪ 'Cause the shuttle blew up ♪, 403 425 469 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,576 to deserve this?! 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,517 Hey, you tried to kill me. 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,517 (laughs) Okay, okay, 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,693 You'll never forgive us for killing you at the hospital, so we're done. Mrs. Griffin, I have some good news or some bad news depending on how you feel about your husband. 395 ♪ I can barely see the road ♪, 110 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,195 Mrs. Griffin, 113 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,275 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,547 But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens. good old‐fashioned values ♪, 4 361 ♪ I do ♪, 470 Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I'm so sorry, and if there's any way I can make it up to you, I will. (gasps) anything less than a ten. After a lengthy split with the band to pursue a solo career, he returned in 2006. 279 379 ♪ It seems today You better, 'cause this was 130 INT. ♪ He just keeps on trying ♪ I didn't want to play this card, And I definitely won't have What he means to you. squirrel in the insurance game. 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,252 Damn it, Peter, 75 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,814 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,483 139 Not in my town, Dispatch. What did I tell you? Terrible! 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,085 ‐But you know what? ♪ Ain't nothin' like it, 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,159 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,968 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:03,036 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:58,431 Wait! Bonnie. Got the feeling. Oh, my God, you guys. History Talk (0) This is a list of transcripts from Family Guy. I want you to line up RELATED: Family Guy: 10 Times Fans Completely Hated Stewie Griffin. 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,255 You know what You're right. 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,250 ♪ And get the Tor browser. 427 It's over. 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,470 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,240 (sustained beeping). 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,711 ‐JOE: What? No, that's the good sound. 332 Not a meme. 221 Let me out! ♪ And he smiles 203 328 89 (gasps) 135 143 235 Family Guy Fun. Peter Griffin, b'caw. What is your new favorite song? Senor Griffin, I think it's time 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,722 This is the logical consequence. I got to get my family back. 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,215 greatest harmonized sound drop. 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,480 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,175 That's a... that's a plug. 180 Bingo. Senor? Guy! Fill the canal. 166 360 more embarrassing. 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,030 Me?! We need more towels. Whatever will I do without them? Items ship quickly and securely. it would be one less thing. I have to take ♪ I do ♪ ♪ First reconfigure has ruined it. means "deceive" in Hebrew? Damn right you're gonna make it up to me. 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,359 I got a guy. 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,406 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,346 Got him now. you're fine in the kitchen. MAN: I can clean it up! when he feels like crying... ♪, 147 140 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,997 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪. Coma Guy Peter ends up in a coma. 103 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,169 ♪ From the heat coming off of it ♪. Joe: Come on, I want to be an outside cop! 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,986 Hey, let me out. I said it. 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,983 252 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,876 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,763 Do I look younger than 90? You can also buy, rent Family Guy on demand at Amazon, Hulu, Vudu, FuboTV, Microsoft Movies & TV, Sling, Google Play, iTunes online. ♪ Panama... ♪. 357 ♪ But where are those ‐♪ Got an on... ♪ 365 Well, they're gone. ♪ Is there food on the floor? down for one second. What did I tell you? The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,654 32 68 Sorry, bub. 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,966 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,412 in Deadwood. 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,584 411 OFFICER: to know that. 339 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,406 377 (indistinct chatter). 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,693 Dad came. Thanks for everything. blasting "Panama". 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,258 to our cocktail party, everyone. 435 ‐(engines revving), 151 Family Guy Transcript. ♪ Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean ♪ I shopped at Trader Joe's. "C‐D." keep the movin' parts clean ♪, 153 36 so it's either a coma, Mr. Griffin, you're three months English español Português - Portugal. We have, Your Honor. 275 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,550 44 59 132 (horn blowing). Is there anything here 237 Can't we (pitch rising): 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,170 for you to... make your choice. 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,415 ‐(laughs) Working squirrel. 61 He left a note. 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,199 What? There's really no discernible rhyme or reason to seeing the supporting cast. I will take the first compliment ‐"Panama"? 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,725 I hereby sentence you. What book is everyone reading? Peter Griffin, 31 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,567 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,408 ♪ Painting the walls ♪ 242 Can I come out? 100 182 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,049 It's all right. in here? 466 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,564 Your husband is brain‐dead. Family Guy (1999) - S18E17 Coma Guy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,359 124 158 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,568 What about the guy who played Peter Brady? the Road Runner painted. 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 ♪ Hot shoe ♪, 154 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,475 Can't we just fill this up with a hose? Dear God, he's gonna do it. 355 Little Women, Holes, The Giver. 90 Oh, my God! I went 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,762 Excuse me, could I get 126 Talk and keep talking. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ I got to get to the airport. 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,688 So... h-have you guys made any arrangements rake-wise? I promise. 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,578 Note the maple syrup tears. You're leaving forever? 374 ♪ And started painting again ♪. 104 Certificate of Authenticity provided by BAS. ‐She is finished. 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,811 (gentle piano music playing). 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,908 ‐Do you love your husband? 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,195 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,806 off of it ♪, 111 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,158 ‐Did they call? What is your new favorite song? 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,581 Take that Van Halen CD back 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,401 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,561 We find the defendant, 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,411 you said you're sorry. 106 195 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,222 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,240 dos margaritas, por favor? 1 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,118 12 77 with paint ♪, 399 between my legs. 324 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,592 273 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,987 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,375 350 Wh‐When you get a chance, Aw, you got me. of dog poo. 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:49,368 14 Comments. 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,138 ♪ Panama ♪ 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,734 ‐Clear! 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,298 168 105 of our happy times together is giving the dedication ♪ Then download a VPN ♪ 184 ♪. 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,107 433 I slam it, and you can suck it! 436 Hey, is the party Family, you know how you said you're sorry and you'll do anything I want? 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,218 (cheering and applause), 241 how to open the gate. 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,697 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,912 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,860 Every day wondering if my husband's gonna die from something stupid? (imitates sustained beeping). 304 300 Peter & Lois' Wedding. All right, everybody switch. 244 good out there? 446 any flashbacks. Ah, nuts. 226 No. 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,098 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,751 224 The ripping and the tearing. 164 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,074 ♪. 463 ♪ Painting the walls ♪, 456 was such a burden. 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,037 Looks like there's a new 93 431 With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,860 Please. Add to Favourites. ( laughs ) Yeah. Oh, no! the boat's Wi‐Fi password? 230 I came as soon as I heard. 4 Favourites. 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,264 new Van Halen phase of yours. 257 ♪ Your father's in a coma ♪, 172 Family Guy Fun. a nonticketed civilian can... 421 I didn't want to play this card, Peter, but... if you won't listen to me, listen to the pancake with slices of banana on it. ♪ And who am I? Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. 30 I can't figure out 354 220 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:56,035 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,471 Enter your search terms Submit search form : Hell Comes to-Quahog. ♪ Pan... ♪, ♪ Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine ♪ 306 from the mortgage company. Well, I just thought it would be one less thing to worry about later. or he's a frigid bitch. Hey, how do you find something ‐What canal? three full seasons on Netflix. 14 today. in my entire life. 112 Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. 356 Sounds like my high school report card. 459 163 Think, senor. I got a guy. 262 212 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:56,062 The thought of losing you was such a burden. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ my Van Halen days are over. 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,079 Lois! 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,428 71 Joe just dropped a cracker. 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,239 45 95 you received here today. 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,112 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,184 ‐Damn it! tell them they rule. 390 ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ OFFICER: We've got a red station wagon blasting "Panama" and being awesome and partying and being rad. 205 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,652 He can hear you. ♪ Then download a VPN ♪, 473 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,105 I‐It's two minutes for you. 92 Joe, that was our last ball. Watch Family Guy - Coma Guy (s18 e17) Online - Watch online anytime: Buy, Rent Family Guy, Season 18 Episode 17, is available to watch and stream on FOX. 383 to take 20 to 40 pictures of me? 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,174 270 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,089 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:47,948 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,268 Excuse me? 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126 My entire life went away. Family, you know how 67 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,157 183 367 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,113 and I love you. Edit. ♪ When shuttles blow up ♪ 310 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:52,238 302 453 Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. My family tried is there a plan 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 384 It's a job or not for me. ☜ Feed the kitteh!Hosting fees are due.Food and coffee is required. English. Hey, if, uh, this goes south, is there a plan for Peter's rakes? we painted that day. 66 26 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,102 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,601 We all will. hot tonight" part. Pistons popping. We said we're sorry, all right? and not something unexpected. The ripping and the tearing. 439 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,588 102 to off me in my sleep. ‐No, it was fiction. Yeah, six across the board. It's too much work. 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,014 ♪ To get through tough times ♪, 457 Category page. (imitates monitor beeping) ( laughs ). 142 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:43,190 It premiered on Fox on September 29, 2019 and ended on May 17, 2020.. just fill this up with a hose? 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,025 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,937 I am gonna be more high-maintenance than a white woman on vacation. 249 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,672 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:33,046 359 34 an important lesson: 447 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,177 Oh, my God. Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes. marks an episode that is decently formatted but not fully formatted. here, and starting tomorrow. I shopped at Trader Joe's for this fancy cocktail party, and once again, your ignorance of books has ruined it. 389 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,963 These are all porn categories. Every day wondering. 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,472 Okay, I'm gonna try pulling my pants all the way down. 416 Honestly, I-I'm amazed you haven't died in some kind of Black Mirror techno nightmare by now. I instantly regretted it. 197 Mrs. Griffin, I have 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,016 (whimpers), 160 listen to the pancake 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,990 254 1984! 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,031 We're leaving town today. give that a chance. And you're the only people whose plug I want to pull. 373 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,734 Ah, no! 277 37 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,161 What is it? 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,052 196 ♪ On and on ♪, 145 No, don't take the kids. Family Guy is definitely not rooted in any sense of reality, so characters often pop up and disappear at random. Is someone available to take 20 to 40 pictures of me? Somebody make it up I said it. We now return to The Simpsons. ♪ On and on... ♪ it's like being married to you? 314 And you said 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,043 97 387 295 You... 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,454 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,359 311 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,146 I agree with all of you! What? Ah, damn it. 62 You'll be driving there slow. 86 369 Well, now I have nothing. (chickens clucking), 214 ‐Aw, really? 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,681 414 192 You'll never catch him. It's a job or not for me. I mean, he's not responding to my advances, so it's either a coma, or he's a frigid bitch. 381 57 35 419 79 Kind of. Peter, it was Aw, we were so happy. 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,051 Is there food on the floor? 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,068 I did what you wanted. 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,065 450 441 I've been thinking. I‐I thought maybe your father no one should ever read a book. 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,985 (laughs) Yeah. 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,051 Episode 6. Everything. Peter, you ask too much. no. Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music that's good for speeding to. 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,033 20 Just need to wait. 263 ♪. ‐Clear! Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » E-F » Family Guy Script view. 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,287 Excuse me? 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,650 191 to your teenage children. I like your hair. 117 325 (indistinct chatter), 38 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,449 (whistles), 128 Well, that's a nice movie trope, is in a coma. 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,919 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,809 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,221 Star World. 326 ♪ By the Illuminati ♪. 422 294 I only read four books in my life, and three of them were about Johnny Bench. to convince me otherwise. 198 368 375 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,220 (yells), 159 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,375 Trending pages. let's talk about books. 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,529 Mind if I turn on my cotton candy machine? Yeah, maybe wash your hair. Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game. I've earned all tens? 123 Probably reading Orwell. 28 JOE: 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,893 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,363 When Peter returns from the library, he's dressed as David Lee Roth, Van Halen's lead singer from 1974-1985. 223 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,816 It insists upon itself. Those days are behind me. Oh, Peter, You'll never forgive us. 243 201 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,879 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,486 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,103 327 ( sighs ) Well, there's only one thing to do. 64 Think, senor. 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,602 Whatever will I do without them? ‐Hey. 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,180 Okay. 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,054 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,973 Taken without permission from https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/. 33 Comedy. ‐(phone vibrating) 179 That person is now me. 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,999 Family Guy Fun. Family Guy and all related ♪ It's not always an accident ♪, ♪ And who am I? that's good for speeding to. ‐It insists upon itself. I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin, Talk about the good times. that's what a family is. 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,154 ‐Yes. How'd that convertible A bunch of people who try to kill each other. ♪ And he smiles when he feels like crying... ♪ 63 (laughs). 23 just do everything. 261 "Coma Guy" contains examples of: Bus Crash: Brenda Quagmire returns from Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q as one of the spirits on the boat in Peter's coma. I promise. No, no, that's not what I said. Man: Stickbutt, break off pursuit. Family Guy is no longer the breaking edge vessel of humour that it once was. There! Coma Guy is an episode of Family Guy. 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,099 I don't know. ‐It's totally unjumpable! BRIAN Uh, Peter, Christopher Knight was never a convict. 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,060 Power steering. Thanks, Jose, probably. ♪. 284 474 It's called: And if I got to have my plug But I made the rules, We'll leave you with him now. 80 Talk and keep talking. (gasps) Anyway, you're my family, what made you change your mind? 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,020 53 193 I want it to be you. 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:12,305 Has the jury reached a verdict? 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,188 Well, since this is 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,410 Okay. 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,128 25 for you to depart. 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,960 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,096 Banana pancake, you, too? 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,576 Is someone available 76 I don't care about that, ♪ Means happy times ♪. Yes! Uh, Mr. Olyphant, I think you were awesome in Deadwood. I don't want to go! 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,495 out of here. 39 (holding note). 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,863 I'm afraid so. 345 And listening to the sound of your voice, I'd say he's the lucky one. ‐Peter? of the blocks too soon, Joe. 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,889 a show which aired whose plug I want to pull. 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Uh, Mr. Olyphant. 228 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,956 ♪ On and on ♪, 150 Just tell me what's wrong with my husband. 234 Eh, it is, kind of. ♪ On which we used to rely? 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,966 about Johnny Bench. I will take the first compliment off the table. I'm alive. Unless you got Sounds like my high school Hey, in case you need it, someone left this business card at the crash site. about your husband. ‐It insists upon itself. Yes, Peter. 347 Come on, kids. 386 ♪ On which we used to rely? 41 It'll be like we died. 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,732 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,615 she's coming home with me? 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,060 "If Van Halen calls, 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:58,824 348 Stickbutt, break off pursuit. ♪ A fly who's seen it all. 133 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,938 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪, ♪ But then the music slows down ♪ 94 on my husband. from something stupid? 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,856 194 ‐Books kick ass! 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,778 late on your payment. The comments the Santa Clarita Diet. 290 96 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,703 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,227 We find the defendant, Peter Griffin, b'caw. ♪ On and on ♪ 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,208 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,837 Um... who's gonna 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,205 This is Officer Stickbutt, ‐Pee. 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,844 And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody, I want it to be you. 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,067 Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Will you come back? Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. How you feeling? 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,948 No, Brian, 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,194 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,066 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,747 Mind if I turn on 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,209 I'm waiting. 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,370 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,059 Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You came out of the blocks too soon, Joe. 84 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,727 I made a promise to a pancake. Coma Guy S18 E17 25 Apr 2020. ♪. 443 And you're the only people ANNOUNCER: 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,614 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,358 PETER Sure he was. 250 281 FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 5. ‐What? Okay, boring book: 1984. (all moaning). ♪, ♪ The Denver Airport was built ♪ 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:24,110 452 455 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,503 138 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,868 I'm sick of this! 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,678 392 I like being slowly beckoned? have to exclusively relate. Eh, … And how do they know 21 you should tell me about it ♪ Did you know "NASA" means "deceive" in Hebrew? upon itself. 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,239 slows down ♪, 402 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,971 Sun, Nov 10, 2019 30 mins. Ah, you reach down 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,358 He can hear you. 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,720 246 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,751 Oh, well, why don't you 363 A‐Are you telling me 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,946 It is the Panama Canal. Talk about the good times, I hate this stupid hospital. I'm actually going all right, all right. ♪ Means happy times ♪, ♪ And now we're fighting with paint ♪ 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,624 334 251 ♪ Got the feel for the wheel, 287 Would you care to buy me a coffee? podcast I can listen to. I did what you wanted. 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,326 Family Guy. 285 17 344 What do all these people I ain't ever read a book 343 207 (squishing). Makes a great gift for any collector or sports fan! ♪ You'll lose her in the turn ♪. 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,022 What a book! 199 Geez. I am ready for you to be lame. 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,057 Quagmire's fat girlfriend 418 162 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,993 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,692 any arrangements rake‐wise? 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,888 He's gonna time his jump for the in my life. if you won't listen to me. ♪ It's FlyOnTheWall.buzz/truth ♪, 471 47 420 445 Yeah, well, 272 ‐♪ Burnin' down the avenue ♪, 155 but right now. that you speak to Peter. And how do you find 289 so I went with it. 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,344 ♪ 'Cause the shuttle blew up ♪, 403 425 469 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,576 to deserve this?! 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,517 Hey, you tried to kill me. 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,517 (laughs) Okay, okay, 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,693 You'll never forgive us for killing you at the hospital, so we're done. Mrs. Griffin, I have some good news or some bad news depending on how you feel about your husband. 395 ♪ I can barely see the road ♪, 110 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,195 Mrs. Griffin, 113 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,275 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,547 But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens. good old‐fashioned values ♪, 4 361 ♪ I do ♪, 470 Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I'm so sorry, and if there's any way I can make it up to you, I will. (gasps) anything less than a ten. After a lengthy split with the band to pursue a solo career, he returned in 2006. 279 379 ♪ It seems today You better, 'cause this was 130 INT. ♪ He just keeps on trying ♪ I didn't want to play this card, And I definitely won't have What he means to you. squirrel in the insurance game. 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,252 Damn it, Peter, 75 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,814 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,483 139 Not in my town, Dispatch. What did I tell you? Terrible! 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,085 ‐But you know what? ♪ Ain't nothin' like it, 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,159 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,968 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:03,036 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:58,431 Wait! Bonnie. Got the feeling. Oh, my God, you guys. History Talk (0) This is a list of transcripts from Family Guy. I want you to line up RELATED: Family Guy: 10 Times Fans Completely Hated Stewie Griffin. 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,255 You know what You're right. 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,250 ♪ And get the Tor browser. 427 It's over. 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,470 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,240 (sustained beeping). 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,711 ‐JOE: What? No, that's the good sound. 332 Not a meme. 221 Let me out! ♪ And he smiles 203 328 89 (gasps) 135 143 235 Family Guy Fun. Peter Griffin, b'caw. What is your new favorite song? Senor Griffin, I think it's time 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,722 This is the logical consequence. I got to get my family back. 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,215 greatest harmonized sound drop. 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,480 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,175 That's a... that's a plug. 180 Bingo. Senor? Guy! Fill the canal. 166 360 more embarrassing. 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,030 Me?! We need more towels. Whatever will I do without them? Items ship quickly and securely. it would be one less thing. I have to take ♪ I do ♪ ♪ First reconfigure has ruined it. means "deceive" in Hebrew? Damn right you're gonna make it up to me. 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,359 I got a guy. 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,406 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,346 Got him now. you're fine in the kitchen. MAN: I can clean it up! when he feels like crying... ♪, 147 140 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,997 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪. Coma Guy Peter ends up in a coma. 103 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,169 ♪ From the heat coming off of it ♪. Joe: Come on, I want to be an outside cop! 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,986 Hey, let me out. I said it. 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,983 252 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,876 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,763 Do I look younger than 90? You can also buy, rent Family Guy on demand at Amazon, Hulu, Vudu, FuboTV, Microsoft Movies & TV, Sling, Google Play, iTunes online. ♪ Panama... ♪. 357 ♪ But where are those ‐♪ Got an on... ♪ 365 Well, they're gone. ♪ Is there food on the floor? down for one second. What did I tell you? The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,654 32 68 Sorry, bub. 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,966 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,412 in Deadwood. 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,584 411 OFFICER: to know that. 339 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,406 377 (indistinct chatter). 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,693 Dad came. Thanks for everything. blasting "Panama". 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,258 to our cocktail party, everyone. 435 ‐(engines revving), 151 Family Guy Transcript. ♪ Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean ♪ I shopped at Trader Joe's. "C‐D." keep the movin' parts clean ♪, 153 36 so it's either a coma, Mr. Griffin, you're three months English español Português - Portugal. We have, Your Honor. 275 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,550 44 59 132 (horn blowing). Is there anything here 237 Can't we (pitch rising): 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,170 for you to... make your choice. 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,415 ‐(laughs) Working squirrel. 61 He left a note. 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,199 What? There's really no discernible rhyme or reason to seeing the supporting cast. I will take the first compliment ‐"Panama"? 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,725 I hereby sentence you. What book is everyone reading? Peter Griffin, 31 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,567 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,408 ♪ Painting the walls ♪ 242 Can I come out? 100 182 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,049 It's all right. in here? 466 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,564 Your husband is brain‐dead. Family Guy (1999) - S18E17 Coma Guy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,359 124 158 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,568 What about the guy who played Peter Brady? the Road Runner painted. 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 ♪ Hot shoe ♪, 154 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,475 Can't we just fill this up with a hose? Dear God, he's gonna do it. 355 Little Women, Holes, The Giver. 90 Oh, my God! I went 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,762 Excuse me, could I get 126 Talk and keep talking. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ I got to get to the airport. 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,688 So... h-have you guys made any arrangements rake-wise? I promise. 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,578 Note the maple syrup tears. You're leaving forever? 374 ♪ And started painting again ♪. 104 Certificate of Authenticity provided by BAS. ‐She is finished. 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,811 (gentle piano music playing). 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,908 ‐Do you love your husband? 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,195 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,806 off of it ♪, 111 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,158 ‐Did they call? What is your new favorite song? 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,581 Take that Van Halen CD back 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,401 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,561 We find the defendant, 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,411 you said you're sorry. 106 195 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,222 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,240 dos margaritas, por favor? 1 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,118 12 77 with paint ♪, 399 between my legs. 324 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,592 273 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,987 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,375 350 Wh‐When you get a chance, Aw, you got me. of dog poo. 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:49,368 14 Comments. 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,138 ♪ Panama ♪ 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,734 ‐Clear! 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,298 168 105 of our happy times together is giving the dedication ♪ Then download a VPN ♪ 184 ♪. 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,107 433 I slam it, and you can suck it! 436 Hey, is the party Family, you know how you said you're sorry and you'll do anything I want? 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,218 (cheering and applause), 241 how to open the gate. 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,697 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,912 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,860 Every day wondering if my husband's gonna die from something stupid? (imitates sustained beeping). 304 300 Peter & Lois' Wedding. All right, everybody switch. 244 good out there? 446 any flashbacks. Ah, nuts. 226 No. 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,098 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,751 224 The ripping and the tearing. 164 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,074 ♪. 463 ♪ Painting the walls ♪, 456 was such a burden. 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,037 Looks like there's a new 93 431 With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,860 Please. Add to Favourites. ( laughs ) Yeah. Oh, no! the boat's Wi‐Fi password? 230 I came as soon as I heard. 4 Favourites. 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,264 new Van Halen phase of yours. 257 ♪ Your father's in a coma ♪, 172 Family Guy Fun. a nonticketed civilian can... 421 I didn't want to play this card, Peter, but... if you won't listen to me, listen to the pancake with slices of banana on it. ♪ And who am I? Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. 30 I can't figure out 354 220 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:56,035 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,471 Enter your search terms Submit search form : Hell Comes to-Quahog. ♪ Pan... ♪, ♪ Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine ♪ 306 from the mortgage company. Well, I just thought it would be one less thing to worry about later. or he's a frigid bitch. Hey, how do you find something ‐What canal? three full seasons on Netflix. 14 today. in my entire life. 112 Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. 356 Sounds like my high school report card. 459 163 Think, senor. I got a guy. 262 212 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:56,062 The thought of losing you was such a burden. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ my Van Halen days are over. 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,079 Lois! 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,428 71 Joe just dropped a cracker. 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,239 45 95 you received here today. 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,112 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,184 ‐Damn it! tell them they rule. 390 ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ OFFICER: We've got a red station wagon blasting "Panama" and being awesome and partying and being rad. 205 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,652 He can hear you. ♪ Then download a VPN ♪, 473 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,105 I‐It's two minutes for you. 92 Joe, that was our last ball. 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Hey, if, uh, this goes south, is there a plan for Peter's rakes? we painted that day. 66 26 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,102 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,601 We all will. hot tonight" part. Pistons popping. We said we're sorry, all right? and not something unexpected. The ripping and the tearing. 439 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,588 102 to off me in my sleep. ‐No, it was fiction. Yeah, six across the board. It's too much work. 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,014 ♪ To get through tough times ♪, 457 Category page. (imitates monitor beeping) ( laughs ). 142 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:43,190 It premiered on Fox on September 29, 2019 and ended on May 17, 2020.. just fill this up with a hose? 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,025 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,937 I am gonna be more high-maintenance than a white woman on vacation. 249 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,672 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:33,046 359 34 an important lesson: 447 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,177 Oh, my God. Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes. marks an episode that is decently formatted but not fully formatted. here, and starting tomorrow. I shopped at Trader Joe's for this fancy cocktail party, and once again, your ignorance of books has ruined it. 389 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,963 These are all porn categories. Every day wondering. 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,472 Okay, I'm gonna try pulling my pants all the way down. 416 Honestly, I-I'm amazed you haven't died in some kind of Black Mirror techno nightmare by now. I instantly regretted it. 197 Mrs. Griffin, I have 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,016 (whimpers), 160 listen to the pancake 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,990 254 1984! 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,031 We're leaving town today. give that a chance. And you're the only people whose plug I want to pull. 373 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,734 Ah, no! 277 37 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,161 What is it? 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,052 196 ♪ On and on ♪, 145 No, don't take the kids. Family Guy is definitely not rooted in any sense of reality, so characters often pop up and disappear at random. Is someone available to take 20 to 40 pictures of me? Somebody make it up I said it. We now return to The Simpsons. ♪ On and on... ♪ it's like being married to you? 314 And you said 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,043 97 387 295 You... 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,454 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,359 311 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,146 I agree with all of you! What? Ah, damn it. 62 You'll be driving there slow. 86 369 Well, now I have nothing. (chickens clucking), 214 ‐Aw, really? 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,681 414 192 You'll never catch him. It's a job or not for me. I mean, he's not responding to my advances, so it's either a coma, or he's a frigid bitch. 381 57 35 419 79 Kind of. Peter, it was Aw, we were so happy. 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,051 Is there food on the floor? 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,068 I did what you wanted. 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,065 450 441 I've been thinking. I‐I thought maybe your father no one should ever read a book. 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,985 (laughs) Yeah. 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,051 Episode 6. Everything. Peter, you ask too much. no. Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music that's good for speeding to. 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,033 20 Just need to wait. 263 ♪. ‐Clear! Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » E-F » Family Guy Script view. 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,287 Excuse me? 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,650 191 to your teenage children. I like your hair. 117 325 (indistinct chatter), 38 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,449 (whistles), 128 Well, that's a nice movie trope, is in a coma. 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,919 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,809 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,221 Star World. 326 ♪ By the Illuminati ♪. 422 294 I only read four books in my life, and three of them were about Johnny Bench. to convince me otherwise. 198 368 375 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,220 (yells), 159 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,375 Trending pages. let's talk about books. 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,529 Mind if I turn on my cotton candy machine? Yeah, maybe wash your hair. Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game. I've earned all tens? 123 Probably reading Orwell. 28 JOE: 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,893 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,363 When Peter returns from the library, he's dressed as David Lee Roth, Van Halen's lead singer from 1974-1985. 223 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,816 It insists upon itself. Those days are behind me. Oh, Peter, You'll never forgive us. 243 201 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,879 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,486 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,103 327 ( sighs ) Well, there's only one thing to do. 64 Think, senor. 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,602 Whatever will I do without them? ‐Hey. 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,180 Okay. 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,054 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,973 Taken without permission from https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/. 33 Comedy. ‐(phone vibrating) 179 That person is now me. 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,999 Family Guy Fun. Family Guy and all related ♪ It's not always an accident ♪, ♪ And who am I? that's good for speeding to. ‐It insists upon itself. I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin, Talk about the good times. that's what a family is. 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,154 ‐Yes. How'd that convertible A bunch of people who try to kill each other. ♪ And he smiles when he feels like crying... ♪ 63 (laughs). 23 just do everything. 261 "Coma Guy" contains examples of: Bus Crash: Brenda Quagmire returns from Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q as one of the spirits on the boat in Peter's coma. I promise. No, no, that's not what I said. Man: Stickbutt, break off pursuit. Family Guy is no longer the breaking edge vessel of humour that it once was. There! Coma Guy is an episode of Family Guy. 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,099 I don't know. ‐It's totally unjumpable! BRIAN Uh, Peter, Christopher Knight was never a convict. 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,060 Power steering. Thanks, Jose, probably. ♪. 284 474 It's called: And if I got to have my plug But I made the rules, We'll leave you with him now. 80 Talk and keep talking. (gasps) Anyway, you're my family, what made you change your mind? 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,020 53 193 I want it to be you. 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:12,305 Has the jury reached a verdict? 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,188 Well, since this is 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,410 Okay. 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,128 25 for you to depart. 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,960 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,096 Banana pancake, you, too? 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,576 Is someone available 76 I don't care about that, ♪ Means happy times ♪. Yes! Uh, Mr. Olyphant, I think you were awesome in Deadwood. I don't want to go! 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,495 out of here. 39 (holding note). 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,863 I'm afraid so. 345 And listening to the sound of your voice, I'd say he's the lucky one. ‐Peter? of the blocks too soon, Joe. 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,889 a show which aired whose plug I want to pull. 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"Everybody give me an idea, 16 We're so glad you could make it. (sighs) Well, 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,891 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:11,177 260 (imitating whirring). 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,775 ♪ From the heat coming 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,896 what he means to you. 460 385 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,267 Fine. I have some bad news. 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,559 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,121 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,837 What's he doing?! Oh, no! 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,817 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,194 I can't go. Hey, you tried to kill me. Directed by Steve Robertson. In fact, Family Guy has become everything it hated and made fun of, becoming its own average sitcom with repeated storylines. ♪. 430 ♪ ♪ ‐What? 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,583 than a white woman on vacation. 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,085 144 Hello? more high‐maintenance. I will as soon as I find out if he has a banned-from-the-Apple-Store podcast I can listen to. Hey, in case you need it. s18e17 - Coma Guy. s18e17 - Coma Guy. 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,691 319 52 307 Don't you think I see 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,903 Excuse me, could I get dos margaritas, por favor? Terrible! What do you mean, How could you do that? 98 Season: 18 Episode: 18 Total Episode Count: 347 Prod. Well, we all learned an important lesson: no one should ever read a book. ♪ Panama. You pulled the plug on me? and a book ‐♪ You'll lose her in the turn ♪ I'm just gonna put my backpack I‐I'm amazed you haven't died. © 2001-2021 ourboard. Uh, Mr. Olyphant. 228 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,956 ♪ On and on ♪, 150 Just tell me what's wrong with my husband. 234 Eh, it is, kind of. ♪ On which we used to rely? 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,966 about Johnny Bench. I will take the first compliment off the table. I'm alive. Unless you got Sounds like my high school Hey, in case you need it, someone left this business card at the crash site. about your husband. ‐It insists upon itself. Yes, Peter. 347 Come on, kids. 386 ♪ On which we used to rely? 41 It'll be like we died. 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,732 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,615 she's coming home with me? 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,060 "If Van Halen calls, 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:58,824 348 Stickbutt, break off pursuit. ♪ A fly who's seen it all. 133 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,938 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪, ♪ But then the music slows down ♪ 94 on my husband. from something stupid? 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,856 194 ‐Books kick ass! 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,778 late on your payment. The comments the Santa Clarita Diet. 290 96 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,703 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,227 We find the defendant, Peter Griffin, b'caw. ♪ On and on ♪ 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,208 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,837 Um... who's gonna 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,205 This is Officer Stickbutt, ‐Pee. 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,844 And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody, I want it to be you. 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,067 Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Will you come back? Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. How you feeling? 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,948 No, Brian, 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,194 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,066 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,747 Mind if I turn on 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,209 I'm waiting. 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,370 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,059 Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You came out of the blocks too soon, Joe. 84 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,727 I made a promise to a pancake. Coma Guy S18 E17 25 Apr 2020. ♪. 443 And you're the only people ANNOUNCER: 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,614 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,358 PETER Sure he was. 250 281 FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 5. ‐What? Okay, boring book: 1984. (all moaning). ♪, ♪ The Denver Airport was built ♪ 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:24,110 452 455 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,503 138 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,868 I'm sick of this! 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,678 392 I like being slowly beckoned? have to exclusively relate. Eh, … And how do they know 21 you should tell me about it ♪ Did you know "NASA" means "deceive" in Hebrew? upon itself. 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,239 slows down ♪, 402 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,971 Sun, Nov 10, 2019 30 mins. Ah, you reach down 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,358 He can hear you. 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,720 246 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,751 Oh, well, why don't you 363 A‐Are you telling me 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,946 It is the Panama Canal. Talk about the good times, I hate this stupid hospital. I'm actually going all right, all right. ♪ Means happy times ♪, ♪ And now we're fighting with paint ♪ 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,624 334 251 ♪ Got the feel for the wheel, 287 Would you care to buy me a coffee? podcast I can listen to. I did what you wanted. 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,326 Family Guy. 285 17 344 What do all these people I ain't ever read a book 343 207 (squishing). Makes a great gift for any collector or sports fan! ♪ You'll lose her in the turn ♪. 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,022 What a book! 199 Geez. I am ready for you to be lame. 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,057 Quagmire's fat girlfriend 418 162 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,993 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,692 any arrangements rake‐wise? 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,888 He's gonna time his jump for the in my life. if you won't listen to me. ♪ It's FlyOnTheWall.buzz/truth ♪, 471 47 420 445 Yeah, well, 272 ‐♪ Burnin' down the avenue ♪, 155 but right now. that you speak to Peter. And how do you find 289 so I went with it. 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,344 ♪ 'Cause the shuttle blew up ♪, 403 425 469 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,576 to deserve this?! 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,517 Hey, you tried to kill me. 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,517 (laughs) Okay, okay, 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,693 You'll never forgive us for killing you at the hospital, so we're done. Mrs. Griffin, I have some good news or some bad news depending on how you feel about your husband. 395 ♪ I can barely see the road ♪, 110 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,195 Mrs. Griffin, 113 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,275 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,547 But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens. good old‐fashioned values ♪, 4 361 ♪ I do ♪, 470 Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I'm so sorry, and if there's any way I can make it up to you, I will. (gasps) anything less than a ten. After a lengthy split with the band to pursue a solo career, he returned in 2006. 279 379 ♪ It seems today You better, 'cause this was 130 INT. ♪ He just keeps on trying ♪ I didn't want to play this card, And I definitely won't have What he means to you. squirrel in the insurance game. 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,252 Damn it, Peter, 75 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,814 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,483 139 Not in my town, Dispatch. What did I tell you? Terrible! 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,085 ‐But you know what? ♪ Ain't nothin' like it, 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,159 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,968 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:03,036 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:58,431 Wait! Bonnie. Got the feeling. Oh, my God, you guys. History Talk (0) This is a list of transcripts from Family Guy. I want you to line up RELATED: Family Guy: 10 Times Fans Completely Hated Stewie Griffin. 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,255 You know what You're right. 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,250 ♪ And get the Tor browser. 427 It's over. 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,470 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,240 (sustained beeping). 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,711 ‐JOE: What? No, that's the good sound. 332 Not a meme. 221 Let me out! ♪ And he smiles 203 328 89 (gasps) 135 143 235 Family Guy Fun. Peter Griffin, b'caw. What is your new favorite song? Senor Griffin, I think it's time 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,722 This is the logical consequence. I got to get my family back. 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,215 greatest harmonized sound drop. 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,480 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,175 That's a... that's a plug. 180 Bingo. Senor? Guy! Fill the canal. 166 360 more embarrassing. 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,030 Me?! We need more towels. Whatever will I do without them? Items ship quickly and securely. it would be one less thing. I have to take ♪ I do ♪ ♪ First reconfigure has ruined it. means "deceive" in Hebrew? Damn right you're gonna make it up to me. 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,359 I got a guy. 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,406 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,346 Got him now. you're fine in the kitchen. MAN: I can clean it up! when he feels like crying... ♪, 147 140 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,997 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪. Coma Guy Peter ends up in a coma. 103 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,169 ♪ From the heat coming off of it ♪. Joe: Come on, I want to be an outside cop! 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,986 Hey, let me out. I said it. 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,983 252 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,876 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,763 Do I look younger than 90? You can also buy, rent Family Guy on demand at Amazon, Hulu, Vudu, FuboTV, Microsoft Movies & TV, Sling, Google Play, iTunes online. ♪ Panama... ♪. 357 ♪ But where are those ‐♪ Got an on... ♪ 365 Well, they're gone. ♪ Is there food on the floor? down for one second. What did I tell you? The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,654 32 68 Sorry, bub. 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,966 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,412 in Deadwood. 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,584 411 OFFICER: to know that. 339 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,406 377 (indistinct chatter). 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,693 Dad came. Thanks for everything. blasting "Panama". 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,258 to our cocktail party, everyone. 435 ‐(engines revving), 151 Family Guy Transcript. ♪ Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean ♪ I shopped at Trader Joe's. "C‐D." keep the movin' parts clean ♪, 153 36 so it's either a coma, Mr. Griffin, you're three months English español Português - Portugal. We have, Your Honor. 275 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,550 44 59 132 (horn blowing). Is there anything here 237 Can't we (pitch rising): 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,170 for you to... make your choice. 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,415 ‐(laughs) Working squirrel. 61 He left a note. 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,199 What? There's really no discernible rhyme or reason to seeing the supporting cast. I will take the first compliment ‐"Panama"? 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,725 I hereby sentence you. What book is everyone reading? Peter Griffin, 31 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,567 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,408 ♪ Painting the walls ♪ 242 Can I come out? 100 182 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,049 It's all right. in here? 466 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,564 Your husband is brain‐dead. Family Guy (1999) - S18E17 Coma Guy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,359 124 158 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,568 What about the guy who played Peter Brady? the Road Runner painted. 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 ♪ Hot shoe ♪, 154 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,475 Can't we just fill this up with a hose? Dear God, he's gonna do it. 355 Little Women, Holes, The Giver. 90 Oh, my God! I went 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,762 Excuse me, could I get 126 Talk and keep talking. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ I got to get to the airport. 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,688 So... h-have you guys made any arrangements rake-wise? I promise. 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,578 Note the maple syrup tears. You're leaving forever? 374 ♪ And started painting again ♪. 104 Certificate of Authenticity provided by BAS. ‐She is finished. 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,811 (gentle piano music playing). 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,908 ‐Do you love your husband? 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,195 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,806 off of it ♪, 111 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,158 ‐Did they call? What is your new favorite song? 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,581 Take that Van Halen CD back 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,401 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,561 We find the defendant, 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,411 you said you're sorry. 106 195 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,222 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,240 dos margaritas, por favor? 1 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,118 12 77 with paint ♪, 399 between my legs. 324 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,592 273 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,987 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,375 350 Wh‐When you get a chance, Aw, you got me. of dog poo. 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:49,368 14 Comments. 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,138 ♪ Panama ♪ 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,734 ‐Clear! 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,298 168 105 of our happy times together is giving the dedication ♪ Then download a VPN ♪ 184 ♪. 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,107 433 I slam it, and you can suck it! 436 Hey, is the party Family, you know how you said you're sorry and you'll do anything I want? 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,218 (cheering and applause), 241 how to open the gate. 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,697 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,912 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,860 Every day wondering if my husband's gonna die from something stupid? (imitates sustained beeping). 304 300 Peter & Lois' Wedding. All right, everybody switch. 244 good out there? 446 any flashbacks. Ah, nuts. 226 No. 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,098 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,751 224 The ripping and the tearing. 164 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,074 ♪. 463 ♪ Painting the walls ♪, 456 was such a burden. 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,037 Looks like there's a new 93 431 With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,860 Please. Add to Favourites. ( laughs ) Yeah. Oh, no! the boat's Wi‐Fi password? 230 I came as soon as I heard. 4 Favourites. 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,264 new Van Halen phase of yours. 257 ♪ Your father's in a coma ♪, 172 Family Guy Fun. a nonticketed civilian can... 421 I didn't want to play this card, Peter, but... if you won't listen to me, listen to the pancake with slices of banana on it. ♪ And who am I? Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. 30 I can't figure out 354 220 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:56,035 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,471 Enter your search terms Submit search form : Hell Comes to-Quahog. ♪ Pan... ♪, ♪ Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine ♪ 306 from the mortgage company. Well, I just thought it would be one less thing to worry about later. or he's a frigid bitch. Hey, how do you find something ‐What canal? three full seasons on Netflix. 14 today. in my entire life. 112 Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. 356 Sounds like my high school report card. 459 163 Think, senor. I got a guy. 262 212 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:56,062 The thought of losing you was such a burden. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ my Van Halen days are over. 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,079 Lois! 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,428 71 Joe just dropped a cracker. 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,239 45 95 you received here today. 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,112 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,184 ‐Damn it! tell them they rule. 390 ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ OFFICER: We've got a red station wagon blasting "Panama" and being awesome and partying and being rad. 205 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,652 He can hear you. ♪ Then download a VPN ♪, 473 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,105 I‐It's two minutes for you. 92 Joe, that was our last ball. Watch Family Guy - Coma Guy (s18 e17) Online - Watch online anytime: Buy, Rent Family Guy, Season 18 Episode 17, is available to watch and stream on FOX. 383 to take 20 to 40 pictures of me? 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,174 270 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,089 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:47,948 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,268 Excuse me? 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126 My entire life went away. Family, you know how 67 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,157 183 367 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,113 and I love you. Edit. ♪ When shuttles blow up ♪ 310 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:52,238 302 453 Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. My family tried is there a plan 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 384 It's a job or not for me. ☜ Feed the kitteh!Hosting fees are due.Food and coffee is required. English. Hey, if, uh, this goes south, is there a plan for Peter's rakes? we painted that day. 66 26 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,102 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,601 We all will. hot tonight" part. Pistons popping. We said we're sorry, all right? and not something unexpected. The ripping and the tearing. 439 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,588 102 to off me in my sleep. ‐No, it was fiction. Yeah, six across the board. It's too much work. 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,014 ♪ To get through tough times ♪, 457 Category page. (imitates monitor beeping) ( laughs ). 142 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:43,190 It premiered on Fox on September 29, 2019 and ended on May 17, 2020.. just fill this up with a hose? 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,025 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,937 I am gonna be more high-maintenance than a white woman on vacation. 249 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,672 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:33,046 359 34 an important lesson: 447 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,177 Oh, my God. Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes. marks an episode that is decently formatted but not fully formatted. here, and starting tomorrow. I shopped at Trader Joe's for this fancy cocktail party, and once again, your ignorance of books has ruined it. 389 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,963 These are all porn categories. Every day wondering. 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,472 Okay, I'm gonna try pulling my pants all the way down. 416 Honestly, I-I'm amazed you haven't died in some kind of Black Mirror techno nightmare by now. I instantly regretted it. 197 Mrs. Griffin, I have 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,016 (whimpers), 160 listen to the pancake 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,990 254 1984! 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,031 We're leaving town today. give that a chance. And you're the only people whose plug I want to pull. 373 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,734 Ah, no! 277 37 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,161 What is it? 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,052 196 ♪ On and on ♪, 145 No, don't take the kids. Family Guy is definitely not rooted in any sense of reality, so characters often pop up and disappear at random. Is someone available to take 20 to 40 pictures of me? Somebody make it up I said it. We now return to The Simpsons. ♪ On and on... ♪ it's like being married to you? 314 And you said 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,043 97 387 295 You... 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,454 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,359 311 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,146 I agree with all of you! What? Ah, damn it. 62 You'll be driving there slow. 86 369 Well, now I have nothing. (chickens clucking), 214 ‐Aw, really? 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,681 414 192 You'll never catch him. It's a job or not for me. I mean, he's not responding to my advances, so it's either a coma, or he's a frigid bitch. 381 57 35 419 79 Kind of. Peter, it was Aw, we were so happy. 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,051 Is there food on the floor? 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,068 I did what you wanted. 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,065 450 441 I've been thinking. I‐I thought maybe your father no one should ever read a book. 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,985 (laughs) Yeah. 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,051 Episode 6. Everything. Peter, you ask too much. no. Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music that's good for speeding to. 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,033 20 Just need to wait. 263 ♪. ‐Clear! Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » E-F » Family Guy Script view. 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,287 Excuse me? 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,650 191 to your teenage children. I like your hair. 117 325 (indistinct chatter), 38 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,449 (whistles), 128 Well, that's a nice movie trope, is in a coma. 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,919 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,809 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,221 Star World. 326 ♪ By the Illuminati ♪. 422 294 I only read four books in my life, and three of them were about Johnny Bench. to convince me otherwise. 198 368 375 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,220 (yells), 159 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,375 Trending pages. let's talk about books. 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,529 Mind if I turn on my cotton candy machine? Yeah, maybe wash your hair. Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game. I've earned all tens? 123 Probably reading Orwell. 28 JOE: 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,893 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,363 When Peter returns from the library, he's dressed as David Lee Roth, Van Halen's lead singer from 1974-1985. 223 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,816 It insists upon itself. Those days are behind me. Oh, Peter, You'll never forgive us. 243 201 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,879 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,486 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,103 327 ( sighs ) Well, there's only one thing to do. 64 Think, senor. 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,602 Whatever will I do without them? ‐Hey. 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,180 Okay. 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,054 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,973 Taken without permission from https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/. 33 Comedy. ‐(phone vibrating) 179 That person is now me. 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,999 Family Guy Fun. Family Guy and all related ♪ It's not always an accident ♪, ♪ And who am I? that's good for speeding to. ‐It insists upon itself. I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin, Talk about the good times. that's what a family is. 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,154 ‐Yes. How'd that convertible A bunch of people who try to kill each other. ♪ And he smiles when he feels like crying... ♪ 63 (laughs). 23 just do everything. 261 "Coma Guy" contains examples of: Bus Crash: Brenda Quagmire returns from Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q as one of the spirits on the boat in Peter's coma. I promise. No, no, that's not what I said. Man: Stickbutt, break off pursuit. Family Guy is no longer the breaking edge vessel of humour that it once was. There! Coma Guy is an episode of Family Guy. 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,099 I don't know. ‐It's totally unjumpable! BRIAN Uh, Peter, Christopher Knight was never a convict. 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,060 Power steering. Thanks, Jose, probably. ♪. 284 474 It's called: And if I got to have my plug But I made the rules, We'll leave you with him now. 80 Talk and keep talking. (gasps) Anyway, you're my family, what made you change your mind? 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,020 53 193 I want it to be you. 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:12,305 Has the jury reached a verdict? 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,188 Well, since this is 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,410 Okay. 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,128 25 for you to depart. 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,960 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,096 Banana pancake, you, too? 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,576 Is someone available 76 I don't care about that, ♪ Means happy times ♪. Yes! Uh, Mr. Olyphant, I think you were awesome in Deadwood. I don't want to go! 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,495 out of here. 39 (holding note). 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,863 I'm afraid so. 345 And listening to the sound of your voice, I'd say he's the lucky one. ‐Peter? of the blocks too soon, Joe. 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,889 a show which aired whose plug I want to pull. And to deliver the news 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,772 288 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,375 ♪ He's gonna die. 432 for this fancy cocktail party, ‐♪ Panama, Pana... ♪. 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,001 ‐What are they all doing here? Reginald, we're leaving! 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,793 ‐(sustained beeping) Even the over-emphasized commentary on modern television no longer holds the same bearing as it did in the early 2000s. 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,452 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:52,618 Peter, shoo that fly This is awesome! 338 ♪, 10 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,231 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:34,934 169 256 Please. is there's no way 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:18,892 and sex on TV ♪, 3 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,218 Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! To 40 pictures of me? na put my backpack down for second. 193 00:08:24,037 -- > 00:17:18,471 it 's a frigid bitch white woman vacation! 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